Sometimes I feel caged in by my emotions. They are ugly and mean and shake me something fierce. One day I'm going to get out of the cage and hit them on the head with a rolling pin - a big heavy porcelain one. I'm going to whack them so hard that their heads will fall off and I will never again be held captive by them. And then I will throw myself a party. That will be something to celebrate. Hip, hip, hurray!
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